Ah good times, good times...lalalala...oh wait a minute I can't enjoy peace and quiet because the shitferbrains idiots who live on this street don't know how to be quiet.

Let's start with stomper upstairs..the bitch had her grandchildren with her for a week, that made it three people making noise on and off all night long, thumps, banging, scratching on the floor (my ceiling), never heard talking, and still only one set of feet moving about because apparently the children know how to walk normal *eyeroll*
It made for some rather awkward dish washing and shower time because every time the hubby or myself washed a dish or took a shower somebody up there turned on the hot water and we were screwed.
Right now as I type this she's upstairs stomping all around her apartment (it's barely 200 sq ft in size) at 10:36 pm, and she's turning the water off and on which seems to be a big thing with her, and banging on walls. Is she really that stupid she doesn't understand that old buildings have copper pipes which thump when hot water goes through them? I've seen her twice and she's not young either so I'm wondering what rock community evicted her dumb ass.

I know I'm far from perfect and sometimes bump the counter or a wall, bang a cabinet or door, have the tv up a little too loud because the volume shot up on me, and my conversations with the cats can be loud at times but give me a damn break, I know what an apartment dweller should be like and she ain't cutting it.
I heard her this morning telling the owner that she's okay with the apartment but the people downstairs are really loud. That set me off because the last crazy bitch that did that harrassed me everyday and did the same noise making and floor stomping this one does.

Can't file a complaint with the new owner because of my reputation that apparently followed the turn over of property has me listed as an angry bitter person who can't get along with neighbors. Pffffffffffffffffft if people would stop being stupid and learn that the world does not evolve around them and be aware of how they're effecting others, perhaps I might not need to tell them what I think.
I swear it seems sometimes all I do all day is complain about her stomping or banging around upstairs, the morons who party at the college drug house, the idiot across the street who has now resorted to hacking up trees in the yard with a machete. That made me cock an eyebrow but hey I guess he's that bored or he finally is sobering up through AA. Dunno but he's a pain in the ass standing around staring at me when I look out my window or sit on my porch, or playing his tejano shit way louder than it should be for a man his age. Ugggggggggggggggggh, the tension is just ridiculous.

And once again I watched stupid in it's finest form yesterday attempting to back a truck trailer full of bricks into the driveway across the street. Apparently the driver is the smartest of the box of rocks because I watched this idiot pull forward and back up four times to back up into the driveway he was supposed to be going to and each time he pulled out and redid it. I'm watching out the window and snickering at his stupidity and think now why doesn't this idiot just pull into the driveway here by my building, where the cars are parked, and back straight up into the driveway across the street? It's the most logical action but nooooooooooooooooo he's gonna keep pulling forward and back into that fence over and over until, oh look he finally got a clue and is now pulling into this driveway here by the cars...now to watch him back up into that other driveway. Come on stupid you can do it, I know you can. Keep going, yes another few more inches, wait you're going all the way into the yard? Interesting now that I see the back tires of the truck you're driving are off the ground because that trailer load is heavier that what you're supposed to be pulling. Shake my damn head and sigh as the hubby reminds me that people just don't think.

Is it just me or are people that ignorant? I don't think I'm smarter than the average bear but there are so many times I watch people and think how they just don't seem to get it, like there is something missing from between their ears. That makes me laugh because I feel like Cruella De ville when I get like that but come on already..stop being...wait for it....a stupid ass monkey who can't get a clue or use it even if someone gave it to you!!!!!!!

Yeah rant over for this time..but just wait my minions the stupid will show up again and evil will rise up to smash their pretty faces and laugh as they cry over the milk they spilled mmhm
Bwahahahaha..yes I'm really that nuts but you already knew it or you would be reading my blog :p