Whew! Been really busy the past few weeks but I still haven't missed the idiot factor in the least.

The neighborhood is really quiet these days since a lot of the morons have moved on with exception to the one rambling idiot who still lives in the back. I'm hoping he's gone soon because it's very annoying to try doing anything in the bathroom and having to hear him acting like a fool by my building instead of his own. Shake my head at his idiocy and then keep my fingers crossed I don't see him before I leave for work or going out to walk, throw out trash, etc because I will go off on him and call him various names before I let him know how f@#king stupid he really is.

Haha...yes the mean is out but she's also learning how to just stare them down now or play the "what are you talking about" game. Ask me a stupid question and now I will just repeat it back like a parrot.
Here's an example: Teenager walks up to the window I'm working at and asks about a bathroom and I tell him to go into the store. He asks where the store is and I reply with where is the store?
He walked away shrugging as I'm standing there going duhhhh dumb-ass, the store is directly behind this tiny building...pfffffffffffffft.

Now on to the good stuff~
The mean lady who comes every day to bark her phone number at me and then give me her order aka what she is buying does not having a good experience when dealing with me on the service end because I'm not budging to the idiocy and have learned quite well how to be a dummy in return to idiot behavior given.
Call me stupid, slow, can't do my freaking job right and you'll find that I am those things, but only to you. *eye roll* fuck you shithead I am your karmic return..eat up fucker!

The lady who lives across the street is very meticulous but sometimes I wonder if she is OCD because it doesn't matter what time of day it is, the minute I walk outside to sit for a coffee break or observe the birds and squirrels, there she is outside watching me.
That's not the idiot part but her getting up to pull weeds and then toss them into her driveway makes me wonder about her sanity. Hacking at a tree with a machete also raises concerns, but my favorite idiot moment is watching her walk around her yard and sing, then mumble, checking all her plants, watering some, then going back inside the house and coming back out a few minutes later purse in hand and then walking off. Where is she going? She comes up the street from some unknown location every day, stays at that house a few hours or the whole day, then walks off again. oO

The guy who lives in my building who is too fucking lazy to buy his own damn chair for the porch and then comes and sits in mine and smokes like a chimney filling up my apt with smoke.
He has a chair at his door but he won't sit in it. What the hell? He asked me a week ago how come I still have a job..that one just made me laugh at him without giving a response. Seriously did you just ask me why I'm still working while you're doing what? Sitting on your ass texting away on a cell phone waiting for those three days a week you go to work for about four hours spinning records..... what.the.fuck.ever!

The idiot who still picks up and drops off a guy across the street backing up the street to the stop sign instead of turning around and driving back up the street like a normal person.
The whatevers that live in a rental house behind the one the college party kids lived in, who insist on playing music out of a van at 5 am every damn morning for about 20 minutes.
The old man in the back who keeps asking me if every damn stray on the street belongs to me, because we all know that I am old mcdonald's wife and the farm is inside our tiny ass apt.

I'm screaming inside most of the time now because they're just not worth the power of my words anymore. I still let some of them know what I think.
Working almost a full time shift week now will be some of my stories because it's where I'm viewing the world now. It's too hard to not share it and to be honest I really don't care if somehow they read this blog and go omg what if that's me she's talking about?! Hello stupid, yeah it probably is...
*wink*

And I'm off to enjoy this great big cup of java and the rest of my yogurt cuz I CAN!

remember boys and girls, you too can fight crime if you wear a cape and your underwear on the outside...up and away!!!!

Soooooooooooooooo let's see....
It's been three weeks of being a working woman again so life has been spent adjusting to sleep and free time.

The apartments are still dealing with a loud mouth dude in the back who snorts, grunts, mumbles and then stares at me like he's a bull about to charge. I've resorted to calling him Felicia because he's that annoying and unimportant with his stupid bs.
Yesterday he was yelling in the back of the building and it was so loud it got the attention of both contractors who were working on a trailer next to our building and they were looking around, so I told them to just ignore it because we have a loud mouth in the back who's being stupid again.

Monday- I had to call the landlord and complain again about my mailbox falling apart and how we temporarily fixed it with duct tape for winter but now that it was falling off the hanger again. That it was time to just put a new one up or use an old one that the manager's husband had told me they have in a storage building, because to be honest if I miss getting some important mail from Social Security or the lawyer office I deal with I was not going to be happy about it.
Came home from work the next day (Tuesday) to find a brand new mailbox and the landlord had personally knocked on the door to tell hubby we had a new mailbox and he wanted me to know it was taken care of.
I really hate having to pester the owner/landlord over things like that, but when it's something I've asked to be fixed for a freaking year there's a major issue. It's not his fault though because the previous owner/landlord had told me it my problem not his, and when I informed him he owns the damn property and he most certainly is the one responsible I got no response.
Thanks to them selling it to someone who does seem to give a few more fucks has made a huge difference in getting things fixed.

Work really provides me with some chuckles that I really can't delve into but I will share this one story.
Sunday- I had just finished ringing up a customer and after she walked off I overheard the woman behind her say "she must be the man of the relationship", which made me just stare at her like she lost her mind.
The woman she was referring to had frosted tips with her hair cut about half an inch on the top and really buzz short everywhere else.
I told that other woman that I really liked the other woman's haircut and was hoping I could have had the chance to find out where she gets her hair done because it's freaking awesome and then just smiled.
That shut up miss "mustbealesbianbecauseoftheshorthairstereotypicalbitch" because she just blurted out what she needed and walked off really fast.
So fucking what if a woman has her hair cut short or buzzed off to peach fuzz!! How the fuck does that make her a lesbian? Some fucking idiots I swear...that one earned YAFM!!!! totally S_T_O_O_P_I_D!!!!!
It's almost as retarded as somebody assuming because a man is wearing pink, light blue, purple, yellow, or a light green shirt he's feminine or must be gay...what the fuck ever! *major eye roll*

I'm guilty of stereotyping but most of the time I actually just see the person and how they're dressed, (sometimes I like what they have on and tell them) tats, piercings, hairstyles, makeup, etc....
Fuck the traditional stereotype for shit..it's just not true!
And for that record how are gay people supposed to look?! Do they need neon name tags?!! UGHHHH!

 Last idiot comment..about this one guy who does this at least every other time he picks up someone across the street.
He pulls up and honks the car horn a million times, then when he leaves he rarely turns around to leave. He will rev up the engine, then put the car in reverse and drive it backwards up to the stop sign and then take a freaking year to get it turned the right direction to get the hell out of the way.
He did this shit yesterday and it delayed me getting to work by almost five minutes. IDIOT!!

Ok I'm outta here..enjoy your hump day! seeyaz