Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Talk about a month that flew by...July just came and went on me like a flash and the stupid has never stopped showing up either :p

The crazy lady who had dumped her garbage outside my kiosk then demanded i take her money finally showed up again after being gone for several weeks, finally shows up again with those weird beady eyes of hers all glazed over.

The jackass who decided he was too good to be friends with the hubby and myself moved out last week..I say good riddance to that piece of trash. found out he was talking so nasty about everyone and always complaining I'm glad he did walk away from us because i know i would have smacked him a few times over whiny crap. I'm sorry but the only pity party allowed to be thrown around me is from myself or hubby, everyone else can go fuck a duck.

Here we go:

Stupid #1: pays for gas, goes to pump it, then comes back to yell at me that he asked for a certain amount of gallons not dollar..my response...should have specified sir I'm not a mind reader. he was not amused but neither was I because let's look at the whole picture. he paid for the product, used it, then comes back to declare that somehow I have screwed him out of something? yeah fuck you fatphuck

Stupid #2: guy knocked on our door two days ago, asks if we have cable and when I tell him it's not any of his business he informs me he's just asking for customers who would be interested in the Comcast services. when i replied again with "you mean the company that guarantees to double bill you for everything including the air you breathed while you were using the services?"..he just shook his head walked off and said thank you ma'am...now tell me why he walked off? I know why cuz he's probably heard over and over again how we don't like how that company treated us by stealing our money.

Stupid #3: our apartment manager is hardly around during the actual business hours because she has two jobs and always dealing with other issues so people often stop and knock on our door to ask about renting an apartment. I've made the joke several times to the owner to make us the manager so we can at least show these potential renters a unit but he just shrugs it off, even when I tell him that these people have always knocked on our door even when we lived in another unit and we could always just tell them how horrible the roaches are and the black mold.
See that right there was my way of letting this man know I'm still aware of all the violations and that I'm beyond aggravated at having complete strangers always knocking on my freaking door to ask me about renting.

Stupid #4: the jackass and his potential ho in training...so you gave me money to do what exactly? I don't read minds, nor do I enjoy playing the game of guess what I wanna do...bitch throws money into a tray and walks off, and then a guy walked up and noticed some money laying there on the counter but it's my fault it was there? Why? Oh yeah. it's because I'm a thief and was never gonna tell her it was there...because I'm so awesome i enjoy stealing money from complete strangers when I don't even know it's there, and thennnnnn...yeah get this part...I'm a liar because I knew it was there and just didn't say anything but I "got busted"... what the fuck do these people smoke? seriously...

The list could go on for hours but I'm bored with their antics and realize once again that it's not me at all...some of these human beings are just D_U_M_B!!!!!
Not in the sense that they are uneducated, they are simply stupid dumb with a double WTF are you that stupid...

I've used the words idiot factor, ignotard, fucknut, idjit, nincompoop and several others more than normal since summer started..seems the heat has melted that one twentieth of a brain cell they had.

So yeah, I'm an elite bitch who thinks my shit doesn't stink once again because they're perfect and I'm just being hateful..lmfaoooooooooo
See even that doesn't fly because obviously these people have no clue how stupid they really are as they shuffle around every day..gods they make the zombies look bad and I like zombies a lot.

Anyhow....ciao! and see ya on the flip side of the non stupid, wherever that is...yeah...I'm outta here.