Hey there! Yeah it's been awhile, but I was working extra hours for my department lead and letting the stories kind of build up so there's more to write about..

Halloween wasn't really that active per say, a lot of people around and about, but in general it seems the stupid was too involved in getting sugar highs already, or they weren't out from under the rock yet.


While at work...
Male customer approaches me and asks if it's supposed to be taking a dollar off if he's using his debit card. I've never heard of it happening before although I do know each card charges differently, and I tell him it's probably something the card does, when he informs me "I've been coming here for years and it's never done this before", so I suggest moving to another gas pump for his transaction.
He walks off muttering and doesn't move anywhere else, he proceeds to pump gas and stops it at exactly $1.00, comes back to me and yells "It took my money!". I'm thinking to myself well duh you used your card and pumped gas, although I'm not sure why it's stopped at just a dollar.
He wouldn't let it go, tells me I need to get it fixed because he just got ripped off and then sits in his car for about half an hour before leaving. Normally when this happens I go out and put a bag on the pump so another customer won't have a problem, but I didn't leave the building because I don't know what this person might do and it's not worth it to be attacked physically.

Later that same day a female approaches me to complain because she's not getting any gas at her pump. I kept asking her what was going on and she says "the damned thing won't come on", which made me go out to see what is going on.
Here I am standing in front a pump and waiting for her to come over while she's rambling on about just turn the damn thing on. I can't do that because our system is prepay only and tell her this,. "I've never had to pay before I pump ever, what are you trying to do here", my response "I'm trying to help you at this pump are you going to come over here and try it again with your card?"
I get called a smart ass and know it all, so I stand there by her car waiting while she's standing at the building insisting I turn the pump on.
I got fed up and went back inside the building and tell her "ma'am at this window you prepay, out there you pay at the pump. This is prepay only here and yelling for me to turn it on won't get it turned on. If you want help then go back to where your car is so I can help you, and then take care of the other customers here too".  She screams go to hell and gets in her car and drives away, only to find out from a phone call that she went inside to complain on me that I told her to go to hell and get in her car and leave.

That kind of bullshit pisses me off when someone is that ignorant they can't do anything but point a finger, blame you and say you did or said something you didn't. Usually I refuse to help them after that happens because that kind of person will always twist truth to serve their purpose and they can fuck off and rot for all I care.

Last week, our gas prices dropped by a substantial amount and a customer asked me three times in a row if that price was a joke? What's the catch? I stopped telling her after the second time she asked me that, while informing her that the manager had just come out and changed gas prices and it's the real deal, because I could see that she was so far gone in her stupid nothing would snap her out of it.
What I wanted to say is trick or treat, spin the wheel, see if you get that lucky prize of cheap gas or give me $5, but I refrain from doing such things because stupid has no sense of humour.
Shaking my head at this one.

Around the apartments, we've had two new tenants move in since the end of November so basically in a 9-10 day time frame it's gotten louder because they are white trash and don't know a level of conversation below 2000.
Already pestering both me and the hubby over cigarettes and how long we live here, how much we pay for rent. I'm only friendly if you give me time to get used to your bubbly over-eager ass, or I see you're like me and enjoy distance with a few hellos along the way and maybe in time a conversation or two happens. What the hell business is it of anyone's to be asking me "do you live around here", while I'm taking my garbage out to the dumpster when they saw me walk out of my apartment.
I didn't even bother looking because that's just stupid to ask if you see where I walk from.
Knocking on my door to ask me if i know where a piece of mail goes? I don't care, stick it up your ass for all I care...omg now I'm rude! No shit Sherlock, you knocked at my door, you don't know who I am, and ask me if I know about someone's mail that clearly you took out of a mailbox at my building, so now I have to tell all my neighbors, thankfully there's only 3 of them, to keep an eye because we have a nosey fuck looking in the boxes now. I do believe that one is gonna get bit or scratched for being somewhere he doesn't belong and it will only be a matter of days or weeks before it happens.
If I make a phone call to the owner to complain (they only get two chances and that spends one) because other than a guy in the back, me and hubby are the second apartment tenants to live here the longest so when we complain it's legitimate.

Let's see back to work:

Two days ago:
Some of our customers are mentally handicapped and require assistance, however this one woman who comes and yells at her daughter for everything, almost got told to fuck off after she yelled at me  over the way the gas was dispensed out of the pump. I went out to the car after I became aware that there was some help needed and found a mouthy bitch going on and on about what kind of bullshit is this the pump jumped from $14 to $20 and she paid for $20 in gas..who do I think I am ripping people off..blahblahblah "you sorry bastard". I walked off her in the middle of her blathering because I know this woman is batshit crazy and she's still ranting about it and flipping the bird at me, which makes me shake my head and laugh. Poor idiot, she truly is one, should be put out her child's misery by being institutionalized..but that's few and far between these days. That bitch seriously needed to be put away, special hug me jacket, but she doesn't get the therapy cactus, she can hug a barbed wire teddy bear.
Ain't I sweet?! blech

This one happened yesterday...
Woman comes up to me at the window and asks for a $50 bill and I tell her I don't have one.
"Well why not, nobody in the store has one either! What's wrong with you people? Is it too much to ask for a simple $50 bill my god you would think I was asking for gold or something!"
my response "ma'am I can't vouch for the store but I drop my large bills in the till, go to a check cashing place to get a bill like that. usually people want to break one down not ask for one" and then laughed as she walks off . I had to ask a co worker if that really happened because I've never seen anyone throw a hissy fit because they couldn't get a large bill. It's usually the other way around when one can't be broke down but this woman was bent and then says there's something "wrong" with us because she can't get what she wants.
whatever sister...fuck that noise, go sell it to someone who gives a shit.


this is that 1% from dealing with customer service that makes a sane person want to go a village raid and kill all the idiots because they're crossbreeding antics keeps the stupid alive...
grrrgrrrrgrrr
okay i'm over it..

*muahs*

Back from a emotional hiatus...had to re-evaluate my position on how I view people in general.
I found that it's not far from truth where things are concerned that STUPID is and will always live among us.

Most of the incidents are from work now, very few from my neighborhood, and every so often from an outing.

If you're paying me for a service provided, then yes you do indeed provide money towards my paycheck, but it does not give you the right to be rude to me over your own bullshit.
Case in point....there is one customer who comes like clockwork every day around 7:20 am...mind you the location he's coming to is barely open an hour when he rolls up with his machostinkass..yeah I said it, he's just ugh with a capital grow the fuck up.
Anyways...this guy gets angry every day because we won't break a $100 bill for him. Somehow we're being mean to him and he is going to take his business somewhere else, but there he is the very next day with the same tripe. What does he do I wonder...he wears a shirt for one of the home improvement businesses but does he actually work for them or is he some random mental case that is in need of a rubber room and three square meals a day?
It's always the employees fault when customers find the business or service lacking, but sometimes it's the very thing they refuse to see, their own bullshit.

A recent phone conversation from a bill collector:
Hello may I speak to (insert your name here)..this is her...yes ma'am I'm calling about your student loan account and would like to offer you a special rate if you pay it off today for $375 a month...long quiet pause...hello?....I'm listening...yes ma'am like I was saying (blahofferblahgiveusyourmoney)
Now with that part of the story taken care of, this is how I usually handle these calls:
I understand you're doing a job, but I will not be paying any accounts off in full today, nor will I ever be able to as I am poor..I'm sure you can understand that since you're working for a bill collection agency...Please do not take this personal but stop calling me about an account I'm aware I owe on..it was never my intention to let it go this long without making payments on it, but by now I'm sure you've heard it all and this seems like another blow off so I'll make it simple..I am not paying shit, no money, nada, not doing it you can't make me, goodbye! (then I hang up the phone and sit there waiting to see how many times that number rings me back..usually twice more after the initial go fuck yourself without being that rude)

This morning, I'm sitting in the waiting area to see a doctor for a referral to see a psych so I can resume a couple of medications cuz I'm nutttttttttttts man. I tell ya those squirrels are plotting against us, just wait and see. *snickers
I'm there for maybe 15 minutes when I get taken into the back and wait to see the doctor. He talks to me, then checks me out, looks at my eyes and ears, then says after looking into my mouth that I have thrush...hell no I don't..yes ma'am you do..I'm sorry sir you might be the doctor but I've had thrush before and it hurt like a mofo...well you have thrush ma'am and I'm prescribing something for you to take for it..fine. I've already told him I'm dealing with allergies right now but somehow it's something else. *eyeroll*

Sometimes they just don't listen no matter if you say something that might be relative or not..this isn't just a doctor, it's people everywhere. They hear what they want and then stare at you like what?????
I have muttered fucking idiots so many times I should be paid to say those two words. The tolerance is slipping again as it only seems to build up for when I don't care how people act, and then when I want them to be somewhat normal I end up finding myself wanting to slap someone upside the head for being stupid.

Meh it is what it is.  They won't leave us alone...moooooooooommmy! make it stop!!!!
Yeah it's time to pull on the hip waders because even then the bullshit comes up so high you refuse to dirty yourself with their petty stupidity..always why? are you mad? what did i do? where? how come?
What the fuck...are you three or something and stop acting like you're about to throw a temper tantrum cuz damn sure I might not be your mother but the urge to put you over my knee and whip your ass comes into my thoughts quite a bit.
Yeah I know there are some that will read that and go oh yeah baby spank me...but if you deserve the punishment, it won't be enjoyable for anyone...so bite me!

and there you have it folks...more sarcastic drip/dribble...wtfever you wanna call it.
meow!

Talk about a month that flew by...July just came and went on me like a flash and the stupid has never stopped showing up either :p

The crazy lady who had dumped her garbage outside my kiosk then demanded i take her money finally showed up again after being gone for several weeks, finally shows up again with those weird beady eyes of hers all glazed over.

The jackass who decided he was too good to be friends with the hubby and myself moved out last week..I say good riddance to that piece of trash. found out he was talking so nasty about everyone and always complaining I'm glad he did walk away from us because i know i would have smacked him a few times over whiny crap. I'm sorry but the only pity party allowed to be thrown around me is from myself or hubby, everyone else can go fuck a duck.

Here we go:

Stupid #1: pays for gas, goes to pump it, then comes back to yell at me that he asked for a certain amount of gallons not dollar..my response...should have specified sir I'm not a mind reader. he was not amused but neither was I because let's look at the whole picture. he paid for the product, used it, then comes back to declare that somehow I have screwed him out of something? yeah fuck you fatphuck

Stupid #2: guy knocked on our door two days ago, asks if we have cable and when I tell him it's not any of his business he informs me he's just asking for customers who would be interested in the Comcast services. when i replied again with "you mean the company that guarantees to double bill you for everything including the air you breathed while you were using the services?"..he just shook his head walked off and said thank you ma'am...now tell me why he walked off? I know why cuz he's probably heard over and over again how we don't like how that company treated us by stealing our money.

Stupid #3: our apartment manager is hardly around during the actual business hours because she has two jobs and always dealing with other issues so people often stop and knock on our door to ask about renting an apartment. I've made the joke several times to the owner to make us the manager so we can at least show these potential renters a unit but he just shrugs it off, even when I tell him that these people have always knocked on our door even when we lived in another unit and we could always just tell them how horrible the roaches are and the black mold.
See that right there was my way of letting this man know I'm still aware of all the violations and that I'm beyond aggravated at having complete strangers always knocking on my freaking door to ask me about renting.

Stupid #4: the jackass and his potential ho in training...so you gave me money to do what exactly? I don't read minds, nor do I enjoy playing the game of guess what I wanna do...bitch throws money into a tray and walks off, and then a guy walked up and noticed some money laying there on the counter but it's my fault it was there? Why? Oh yeah. it's because I'm a thief and was never gonna tell her it was there...because I'm so awesome i enjoy stealing money from complete strangers when I don't even know it's there, and thennnnnn...yeah get this part...I'm a liar because I knew it was there and just didn't say anything but I "got busted"... what the fuck do these people smoke? seriously...

The list could go on for hours but I'm bored with their antics and realize once again that it's not me at all...some of these human beings are just D_U_M_B!!!!!
Not in the sense that they are uneducated, they are simply stupid dumb with a double WTF are you that stupid...

I've used the words idiot factor, ignotard, fucknut, idjit, nincompoop and several others more than normal since summer started..seems the heat has melted that one twentieth of a brain cell they had.

So yeah, I'm an elite bitch who thinks my shit doesn't stink once again because they're perfect and I'm just being hateful..lmfaoooooooooo
See even that doesn't fly because obviously these people have no clue how stupid they really are as they shuffle around every day..gods they make the zombies look bad and I like zombies a lot.

Anyhow....ciao! and see ya on the flip side of the non stupid, wherever that is...yeah...I'm outta here.

All I can say is O-M-G for the idiot factor since June started this year...
I swear it must be the heat melting their brain cells, that's if they had any to begin with because they're just cracking me up at them acting like a dummy or pissing me off..either way...o-m-g!

A guy we befriended about five months ago has now decided he is too good for us and only comes around when he needs something..a ride...cigarettes...coffee... *big eye google over that*
Let me clarify ... he was supposed to be a friend or at least we thought, and then one day he just disappeared from the door step. No more knocking on the door to drink coffee in the mornings, smoke cigs with the hubby, share bbqs or late night conversations. The interactions were both ways, we also went to his apartment or hung out nearby. He snubbed me every time I said hello or went to his place like hubris extrodinaire for two weeks, until the day my hubby asked him what was going on and then this piss poor excuse was given "oh i've been on my new medications and they make me sleep all day" is the only blahblah the idiot could muster up. Seriously, we watched him walking up and down the street and all around the building, and still he never said a damn word to us and would just stare at us like we had the plague. He shows up last week to ask for a ride to a dr appointment offering $20 for the gas, so hubby took him. Now here we are four days later and the only conversation we've had with him is about our car problem that started yesterday and how he can "help us fix it"..wtfe . Last night we walked past him at the local Walmart store and he threw his head up in the air and just kept on walking, and then hubby realized he was actually snubbing us...yeah should be really interesting to see how that one turns out next time mister oh we're bffs comes knocking at the door because I personally won't be answering it anymore..I don't care if he's on fire *wink*

Here's a complete moron moment for you. Lady pulls up in her car and opens up the backseat of her car, proceeds to take a handful of plastic and cardboard and then drops it on the other side of a vendor building outside and then waves her money at me. It infuriated me that she used a non garbage spot for her trash so I went outside to pick it up before it ended up all over the place or gets in the path of customers and she's demanding I get back inside to take her money to get her gas and leave. I told her nobody was getting gas right now until I pick up her mess that she just threw wherever and that this is not her personal dumping spot for garbage and then walked back to put it up and go back to my register. She got angry, threw a few cuss words at me, got back in her car and nailed it out of the area almost hitting a car, then got out of the car and started a full blown argument with the other driver over her own stupid actions. That made me chuckle because as I've been saying on and off for years..what comes around goes around. :D
Can you see me with a big grin because that's that happened..I grinned super big over that one.

The local homeless couple, or at least that's how they portray themselves approached me a few days ago for money to "eat" and I laughed in their face and said nothing, just stood there staring at them until they walked away first. There's nothing more that pisses me off than to find out that I've been helping someone who has a place to live, a job or on assistance, and then know that I've actually believed they could use a handout and I was duped..so now I just laugh at all of them and then stare them down until they walk away. Fuck that noise, I'm beyond being scammed anymore.

Last one falls into the last comment above.
Guy actually walked up to me while I was still at work and asked me for a couple of dollars so he could feed himself, a child, and another person and he was going to buy something at the pizza place that is sitting there on the property where I work.
Let me describe how this property looks...it's a grocery store/strip shop center..so there is the store, and then two food places, a dollar store, and a few more small businesses all tucked in there.
Now how the fuck are you gonna ask me for money to eat at a pizza place when clearly there are two stores there that carry food you can eat for more than one setting?
I lied said I didn't carry money with me to work and then just stared at him.
Another scam in the making and I caught him at his worst game ever...oh well sucks to be him.

This street here where I live has been really quiet so other than the people that live here in the property the idiots are showing up around work now ^_^

Yep I'm a big ole meanie! Long live me! haaaaaaaaaahahahaha...mmhm just like that *wink*

Whew! Been really busy the past few weeks but I still haven't missed the idiot factor in the least.

The neighborhood is really quiet these days since a lot of the morons have moved on with exception to the one rambling idiot who still lives in the back. I'm hoping he's gone soon because it's very annoying to try doing anything in the bathroom and having to hear him acting like a fool by my building instead of his own. Shake my head at his idiocy and then keep my fingers crossed I don't see him before I leave for work or going out to walk, throw out trash, etc because I will go off on him and call him various names before I let him know how f@#king stupid he really is.

Haha...yes the mean is out but she's also learning how to just stare them down now or play the "what are you talking about" game. Ask me a stupid question and now I will just repeat it back like a parrot.
Here's an example: Teenager walks up to the window I'm working at and asks about a bathroom and I tell him to go into the store. He asks where the store is and I reply with where is the store?
He walked away shrugging as I'm standing there going duhhhh dumb-ass, the store is directly behind this tiny building...pfffffffffffffft.

Now on to the good stuff~
The mean lady who comes every day to bark her phone number at me and then give me her order aka what she is buying does not having a good experience when dealing with me on the service end because I'm not budging to the idiocy and have learned quite well how to be a dummy in return to idiot behavior given.
Call me stupid, slow, can't do my freaking job right and you'll find that I am those things, but only to you. *eye roll* fuck you shithead I am your karmic return..eat up fucker!

The lady who lives across the street is very meticulous but sometimes I wonder if she is OCD because it doesn't matter what time of day it is, the minute I walk outside to sit for a coffee break or observe the birds and squirrels, there she is outside watching me.
That's not the idiot part but her getting up to pull weeds and then toss them into her driveway makes me wonder about her sanity. Hacking at a tree with a machete also raises concerns, but my favorite idiot moment is watching her walk around her yard and sing, then mumble, checking all her plants, watering some, then going back inside the house and coming back out a few minutes later purse in hand and then walking off. Where is she going? She comes up the street from some unknown location every day, stays at that house a few hours or the whole day, then walks off again. oO

The guy who lives in my building who is too fucking lazy to buy his own damn chair for the porch and then comes and sits in mine and smokes like a chimney filling up my apt with smoke.
He has a chair at his door but he won't sit in it. What the hell? He asked me a week ago how come I still have a job..that one just made me laugh at him without giving a response. Seriously did you just ask me why I'm still working while you're doing what? Sitting on your ass texting away on a cell phone waiting for those three days a week you go to work for about four hours spinning records..... what.the.fuck.ever!

The idiot who still picks up and drops off a guy across the street backing up the street to the stop sign instead of turning around and driving back up the street like a normal person.
The whatevers that live in a rental house behind the one the college party kids lived in, who insist on playing music out of a van at 5 am every damn morning for about 20 minutes.
The old man in the back who keeps asking me if every damn stray on the street belongs to me, because we all know that I am old mcdonald's wife and the farm is inside our tiny ass apt.

I'm screaming inside most of the time now because they're just not worth the power of my words anymore. I still let some of them know what I think.
Working almost a full time shift week now will be some of my stories because it's where I'm viewing the world now. It's too hard to not share it and to be honest I really don't care if somehow they read this blog and go omg what if that's me she's talking about?! Hello stupid, yeah it probably is...
*wink*

And I'm off to enjoy this great big cup of java and the rest of my yogurt cuz I CAN!

remember boys and girls, you too can fight crime if you wear a cape and your underwear on the outside...up and away!!!!

Soooooooooooooooo let's see....
It's been three weeks of being a working woman again so life has been spent adjusting to sleep and free time.

The apartments are still dealing with a loud mouth dude in the back who snorts, grunts, mumbles and then stares at me like he's a bull about to charge. I've resorted to calling him Felicia because he's that annoying and unimportant with his stupid bs.
Yesterday he was yelling in the back of the building and it was so loud it got the attention of both contractors who were working on a trailer next to our building and they were looking around, so I told them to just ignore it because we have a loud mouth in the back who's being stupid again.

Monday- I had to call the landlord and complain again about my mailbox falling apart and how we temporarily fixed it with duct tape for winter but now that it was falling off the hanger again. That it was time to just put a new one up or use an old one that the manager's husband had told me they have in a storage building, because to be honest if I miss getting some important mail from Social Security or the lawyer office I deal with I was not going to be happy about it.
Came home from work the next day (Tuesday) to find a brand new mailbox and the landlord had personally knocked on the door to tell hubby we had a new mailbox and he wanted me to know it was taken care of.
I really hate having to pester the owner/landlord over things like that, but when it's something I've asked to be fixed for a freaking year there's a major issue. It's not his fault though because the previous owner/landlord had told me it my problem not his, and when I informed him he owns the damn property and he most certainly is the one responsible I got no response.
Thanks to them selling it to someone who does seem to give a few more fucks has made a huge difference in getting things fixed.

Work really provides me with some chuckles that I really can't delve into but I will share this one story.
Sunday- I had just finished ringing up a customer and after she walked off I overheard the woman behind her say "she must be the man of the relationship", which made me just stare at her like she lost her mind.
The woman she was referring to had frosted tips with her hair cut about half an inch on the top and really buzz short everywhere else.
I told that other woman that I really liked the other woman's haircut and was hoping I could have had the chance to find out where she gets her hair done because it's freaking awesome and then just smiled.
That shut up miss "mustbealesbianbecauseoftheshorthairstereotypicalbitch" because she just blurted out what she needed and walked off really fast.
So fucking what if a woman has her hair cut short or buzzed off to peach fuzz!! How the fuck does that make her a lesbian? Some fucking idiots I swear...that one earned YAFM!!!! totally S_T_O_O_P_I_D!!!!!
It's almost as retarded as somebody assuming because a man is wearing pink, light blue, purple, yellow, or a light green shirt he's feminine or must be gay...what the fuck ever! *major eye roll*

I'm guilty of stereotyping but most of the time I actually just see the person and how they're dressed, (sometimes I like what they have on and tell them) tats, piercings, hairstyles, makeup, etc....
Fuck the traditional stereotype for shit..it's just not true!
And for that record how are gay people supposed to look?! Do they need neon name tags?!! UGHHHH!

 Last idiot comment..about this one guy who does this at least every other time he picks up someone across the street.
He pulls up and honks the car horn a million times, then when he leaves he rarely turns around to leave. He will rev up the engine, then put the car in reverse and drive it backwards up to the stop sign and then take a freaking year to get it turned the right direction to get the hell out of the way.
He did this shit yesterday and it delayed me getting to work by almost five minutes. IDIOT!!

Ok I'm outta here..enjoy your hump day! seeyaz

Soooooooooooooooo the troll that lived above me is now officially gone. She left about 11 days ago (all on her own but acting like a butt munch that whole day talking shit about how horrible the people were that lived around her), and the constable just now in the last two business days knocked on the door and then left a green eviction notice. Anyone notice an irony here?
As long as she's gone I'm more than fine with it, the only bumping we hear now is from the manager or a hired person for the day upstairs cleaning, and the occasional ghostly bump from the building's finest otherworldly beings ^_^



I got blamed again for another tenant moving out just two weeks after moving in, because somehow "that old lady just sits there and sticks her nose in every one's business" is the primary reason that her family moved out.
Excuse me a moment..LMMFAO what a crock. Excuse you honey if you don't realize that having your husband, son, whatever the hell the person is to you, stand by my bathroom window (that is always cracked open) and talk about drug deals, you bet your sweet ass I'm reporting your unit to the owner and manager. Fuck that noise, you can smoke pot all day long but you make your deals where I see them, hear you talk about it, or it becomes in my face so to speak and I will rat you out faster than you inhaled that last toke. Not to mention any other nonsense you're up to because I can sniff out a liar and con artist coming a mile up the road..sad to know I can but it's how things have turned out lol.

I finally got a job..yay me!!!! Anyone who works with customers knows there are always going to be those that are comically rude and they a) have no clue, b) don't care, c) should stop breathing.
Not going to delve into those stories unless they end up presenting themself during my off hour time...so you just gotta know I'm having an adventure each time I go to work and leave it at that *wink* and yes I actually do like what I'm doing so far...give me time I'll cry in my coffee about how tired I am at some point :p

Had a woman come out yelling at me on Monday during one of my walk sessions to tell me to stay the hell out of her trash cans. It just came out of nowhere and I stood there wanting to laugh in her face but kept it in just to hear her out. Apparently she assumed that because she saw me picking up a can near her yard at the curb (I never go into a yard or trash cans at all, even a tiny junk pile), and sometime after seeing me walk by her home, that her trash can had been rummaged through. I explained to her that I usually walk that area during my weekly walks at least once, and I only pick up the cans I find on the street or curb because I have no desire to dig in some one's garbage and get their cooties and then waved goodbye. I have no idea what her expression was, don't care, but sometimes people can just be oddly amusing when they assume. We all know what that word breaks down to hmmmm?
If you're gonna assume, you made an Ass out of Me..now see where those other three fingers are pointing back to and catch the clue STOOPID!

Yeah I'm leaving at that because there really isn't more for me to tell at this point. Ciao babies <3

Here we are going into Mother's Day and the idiot abundance still makes me shake my head.

All day yesterday I had the dispriviledge of hearing a unit in the back argue all freaking day, along with the accusations that somehow once again I'm responsible for them being evicted.
I have found that I'm getting better at getting people evicted around this property though, earlier this week I had a couple living in a trailer on our property evicted for non payment of rent since February....go me! *wink*

The troll still insisting upon living above me has now decided that I have become her enemy #1 and now she's being "tossed out on her ass" by the owner by the 17th of May...boo hooooooooooooooo I'm so sad for her...NOT! She's made sure every day since the day I blew up on her for telling the postal carrier that I was stealing her mail, to stomp very loudly around her apartment starting at 4 am until she leaves at 8 am..most of the time I'm already awake but her attempts just irk me.
Day before yesterday I had a fist slamming session in the bathroom and my main room wall because while I was taking a shower she decided to take one herself and redirected all the hot water and flow to her unit. How dare I use "her" water! I mean after all she doesn't pay rent around here therefore she owns it all!!!! Simply put, I will be dancing when she moves and singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead when she announces her final actions while getting into her car. I know she will because the other batshit crazy person who lived here almost 2 years ago did the same thing all the way up until the last few minutes of getting into the truck she drove off in, and most of the batshit crazy folks tend to love getting that last 5 seconds of fame in *eyeroll*

I lost the college kids across the street last week too. They moved out and had so much crap inside that house it took 5 trucks to get it all, plus 2 more days of coming back to pick up smaller stuff and clean up. We found out it wasn't even college kids but a group of grown ass men who had rented a house for their clubhouse. Kinda feel sorry for whoever moves in next though, there's a lot of places that they actually peed and pooped in the yard. I know that because they did it in broad daylight so it's hard to miss someone pulling their pants down right across the street from where you're sitting drinking your coffee lol

The guy in the back who keeps trolling around asking for cigarettes and rolling papers has now decided he "don't like me cuz i call him nigger", keeps walking by where I sit and mumbles but then gets butt hurt when I look at him like wtf man use WORDS not HMFGHHMMHPH! What the hell does that even mean other than My name is We Tod Did...you know the rest doncha?
My name is We Tod Did and I am Sofa King...der de der

A friend recently told me that he had been talking to his psych about his rage and not being able to stand being around people in general because it made him want to do things and he was told it was part of his depression. My response was hell all this time I thought it was because you don't like being around stupid people. *wink* Having said that I know it's rage, and makes me wonder how it can be only depressed people who get that way when I've talked to a few people in the past years who also get irked and enraged at the stupid shit people do and say, and they're not depressed at all just fed up with STOOPID!

And then to top off my recent list of YAM (you're a moron) Awards, this goes to a certain female who just won't leave it alone about me refusing to talk to her. It's been a freaking year and she's still going on about me..obsession much? Every time she starts talking to someone new (gods help them when they figure out what she's truly like) she dredges up the whole "I don't know why Donna doesn't talk to me" routine again and then I have them asking me what's up with that..beyond freaking annoying and definitely fits the bill of HEY STOOPID IF I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN A FUCKING YEAR CHANCES ARE I WON'T BE IN THE NEXT ONE!!!!!

Yes I'm a bitch I'm aware, I've been fine tuning it since I hit my 30's *wink* 

i think i'm gonna dedicate this blog to drama whores.
you fucking bitches seriously need to quit pretending to be queens and get that damned plastic tiara the fuck off your head already..geesh

if it isn't one idiot around here dragging my name into their bullshit it's another one.
in the last month i've been accused of causing 3 tenants to be evicted and reporting their arguments to the management.
excuse me ho if you put your laundry out to dry in front of my face and part of it blows near me while waiting on the police to arrive, i'm damn sure gonna let the manager know the cops showed up at your unit...so eat me!
and how dare i ever befriend someone around here and not include their trailer trash ass in my conversations..i simply do not like you, and you're not welcome anywhere near where i eat, sit, or sleep, not even where i take a pee or crap..yeah i said it, i'm better than you'll ever dream of being sweet cheeks! take that to the damn bank of who gives a fuck!

gods above and below...where do these ignotards come from? seriously...

the troll upstairs threw a trash bag with toilet paper and paper towels with pieces of crap on it along with some receipts, one used feminine pad, and some lint from doing laundry out in the driveway right beside our car, so i cleaned it up, rebagged it and tosses it at her door which she threw back down when she came home again. i've been told she has now demanded the owner pay her money to move out "peacefully"..how the hell can someone demand to be paid to move when they've been served eviction shit 3 times and are on the second round of court? S_T_O_O_P_I_D!!!

white trash female in unit #3 in the back was fine for the past couple of months until she decided to get the red ass and start talking shit about another tenant in the back who visits with me and the hubby, plus another tenant up front because someone how we cause problems for her since "we think we're better than they are" *eyeroll* how the hell did that moron get the idea that we do that shit, i mean the guy that lives near them tells us all the strange shit that happens back there because he sees it all day and most of the night, but it doesn't mean anything other than blowing off steam over aggravation, hell we do it too about noises across the street or from upstairs people where we are located.

white trash female in unit #5 decided yesterday that it was me "that uppity bitch up front" who informed the owner about all the garbage they were supposedly throwing around. if she had actually paid attention she would have known i was bitching about the idiot above me doing that, but the irony is she does let the children that live with her throw paper, food and the wrappers, broken toys, trash bags, and other random things all over the parking lot by her apartment door, plus the dogs both she and the other unit mentioned above have and they let those animals roam free getting into trash all up and down the street and then they drag it back to this area where it gets stuck almost always by my door.

each time they say i'm to blame i'm gonna say words that will redirect their anger at their own problems they created so they can stew in their own poop pot. 

last night a couple broke out in a fight which usually around here is a lot of yelling and screaming, but these two were busting out glass and throwing things around and it sounded like they were about to bust down the door or railing so the cops were called out on it.
today they both come back all smiling and happy to that same apartment that police escorted the woman from after she was seen by 2 men getting the shit beat out of her. shake your head at that one...stupid-ignorant-IDIOTS!!!!

we have a black guy who walks all around the property most of the night and day pretending to talk on a cell phone, talking really loud, looks at you and grunts and then mumbles something and has started standing around by the front of our building (he lives in the building behind me) and just stands there looking around. i actually hear him telling some guys at the college party house across the street that i think i'm tough shit or something and they laughed at him. he knows i can't stand him because i just stare at him and then tell him to move the fuck on. it's freaking pathetic i have to tell a grown man to stop hanging around me with the loud outbursts. i just have no tolerance for it period....

anyways after being asked if i know where someone went like i'm a fucking babysitter i'm done, i'm so annoyed by the idiots today i just want to scream fuck off and die!

i'm sure someone is gonna laugh at this miserable angsty blog...have at it..the idiots are amok today for damn sure!

Man, let me tell ya, this past month has had a few wtf moments.
I can start with the neighbors around here.

It seems the new owner who took over in September 2014 just didn't bother doing background checks or staying on some of the newer people that have moved and is now paying out the ass in court fees to get these people evicted for not paying rent money due for almost 2-4 mos each.
The troll upstairs and yeah I say troll because she's something else..blaming me for every stupid thing that happens to her..is behind for 5 months and has had all the channels for eviction filed on her, short of the constable showing up and get out now or be arrested action.
She has decided to fight in court the eviction saying she has been harrassed for the entire time she's lived in the building.
Her car got towed two weeks ago and that was my fault, according to her because I'm causing trouble for her *eyeroll*
She even told a police officer who showed up because the apartments manager called them out, after the upstairs tenant threw trash out on the ground and started acting like a complete ass by banging on her apartment walls, stomping around her floor like an indian train for 10 minutes and running the hot water for 3-4 hours at a time at least three times a day leaving not only my unit but another without hot water most of the day, and after the last time there was no hot water the police were called out to talk to her about her actions.
I was already outside when the officer arrived, because of some construction being done inside the bathroom and the dust was all over the apartment, so I was clearly able to hear all her lies to the officer including her argument that she didn't feel she should have to move out just because she lost a rent payment..lmfao..that she was being harassed because the people downstairs had her car towed but we parked wherever the hell we wanted to. Along with a lie about parking spaces being marked for the apartments assigned spots after her car was towed, but in fact had been on the parking blocks for almost 2 weeks before she finally did get towed. That was something the guy next door to me did because she kept parking in his spot and he was coming and going all different hours because of college classes and work.
Amazingly though since that officer came out last, she has stopped being as big of an ass although she still likes to drag furniture and stomp between 9pm and midnight every night and turn the water on if we shower or wash dishes.
Stupid isn't even a word for this woman..she's just bat shit crazy.

Never fails the crazy shit that happens is usually involving the people that live around here on this street.
The idiots across the street are still blocking the street with their twenty million cars and trucks and burning the tires to hit that mock zero to a thousand in 2 seconds childish crap. Ugh..every time they do it I say "I hope your shit blows up" lolol. I know it sounds stupid but if you had to hear it every day for half a year you would find yourself blowing up that place or those cars in your mind..ah such is the mindset of a silly rpg player ;) don't get upset it would never happen from my end anyways but one can always fantasize ^_^

We have an ignotard who moved in and he spends all day walking around talking on a cell phone that isn't even active. He begs for cigarettes and laughs really loud at a joke by someone that isn't even there.
I'm just waiting for the day he gets stupid enough to knock on my door because he's not gonna like it when I go old lady psycho on him lmfao...

Nothing out of the ordinary at the stores because believe it or not nothing has happened which makes me wonder if those stupid people forgot how to get there.
There was one small incident but I let it go with a comment. A lady walked up to me standing by an aisle cap while waiting for my hubby to come back up to the front of the store and asks me if I'm in line.
I was nowhere near the checkouts and I just stood there and blinked then said "the lines are over there" and pointed to the check outs. She asked me again and got the same response. I wanted to hurl insults about the idiocy and just let it go..maybe it's the fact that I'm so bored with the neanderthal behavior and activity.
Watching them shuffle around like nobody else is around. They stand staring at products without touching or taking it for purchase. The cell phone text zombies still walking around, but now I just bump them with the grocery cart because their dumb ass should have been watching.

Soooooooooooo other than the bs going on around here that's pretty much it except for watching people who can't drive run over the curb or trying to turn around to drive the other way.

Ciao!

Sooo let's see what today's rant and roll is on about....

Let's start with the freshest stupid thing and move on from there..this time I win the yam award...yep me.

I was walking home from the store yesterday, thinking about a few things that have made me melancholy over the past couple of weeks when I shifted the grocery bags to the other arm because they tend to get heavy feeling on me fast even if it's just a few items, and I dropped one that had a soda in it. Normally that's no big deal but this dropped right on the street and I had an eighteen wheeler coming dead at me. What did my dumb ass do? I stopped to pick it up and then chased the plastic bag because "we can't have garbage just flying about trashing up the place". Don't ask me why I do that, my mother never raised me that way it's my own quirky thing about trash going into the proper place and not someone else's lawn/property. Anyways, I took a few minutes after the fact because there's no way in hell I was able to do that all by myself since I walk really slow now but there I was reviewing the scene afterwards and thought "omg you are truly stupid, you could have been hit by that truck or any other car zipping around them! and all over a stupid soda bottle!" smh

Earlier in the day there was a lady taking trash out to the dumpster at the same time I was and we were talking about how full it had become lately and the lack of seeing a garbage truck come for pick up, when she fell backwards and must have landed on a broken vase or planter because she stood there with blood dropping off her arm and asked me "am i bleeding?" I looked at her like are you stupid and said "well you fell, must have hit something sharp, yep that looks like blood to me but taste it anyways, it might be ketchup" and then proceeded to walk back to my apartment laughing. Seriously when have you cut yourself and had to ask somebody else if you're bleeding? You can't tell from looking yourself? STUPID!

This past weekend the weather was nice enough for a couple of the houses to host bbq parties. I really don't mind it because it's their life, not mine. The college party house as I call it, had an all night party which surprised me that they did not, for once in the whole time they have occupied that building, have loud music blasting the street, or a crap load of cars blocking the street. I did observe however, two drunks staggering around like they were bffs and telling each other how they were glad the other has their back and then another guy comes running up and knocks the shit out of one of them. That made me laugh because I'm easily amused and drunks are comical in their own unique way, within reason. Not that I find them all amusing because I don't.
This sucker punch gathered quite a crowd because all of a sudden it was like watching a bird fight, arms flying up in the air, chests puffing out, "yeah? what you gonna do about it, bitch?!" " man why you gotta be like that nigga, I thought we was tight"..and so on. And they say watching life isn't as entertaining as movies...pffffffffft they should come live on this street, a dead end street at that. There is more action on this one piece of street than a hooker gets in a night. Not so much as stupid as in watching the humans fight because they're drunk..and no reasoning left in those brain cells. smh but chuckle anyways

Another case of hey I have driveways to turn around in but I'm gonna back my car up down the street to the stop sign anyways because I'm (fill in the blank)...yes that's it...stoopid! With a capital you're a moron *eyeroll*

There are some new tenants that recently moved in about a month ago, that have dogs. Only one walks his dog on a leash, the other lets the animal run wild, something I hate unless you have a fenced in yard or space for them to run crazy without anyone else being around or cars. This past Sunday, while everyone is outside doing their thing because the weather is nice, this one unit lets their dog run loose and I watch the dog chase a cat, then a car, then another cat until he/she is gone out of sight. Probably about 10 or 15 minutes later the owner of this dog walks up by my building and looks at me sitting there. Asks me "have you seen a dog?" My response "yep I've seen quite a few in my life", and that gets me a nasty look and a grunt. Well you asked me if I've seen a dog and I said yes, can I get a cookie now?
Amazing how people ask a question and they expect you to know exactly what it is they're asking. I have many gifts but reading minds isn't one of them. You have to clarify what you're asking me or you get nothing.
His wife walks up to the building laughing and asks me if I had noticed a medium sized brown dog running around in the grass to which I replied that I had and that I watched him/her run off towards the intersection.
You would think that gets me a thank you right? Hell no, this bitch up straight tells me "why didn't you say anything?". Fuck that noise, nobody tells me I should inform them when THEIR pet runs off so I so nicely, okay not nicely but it had a momentary ring to it didn't it *snickers* "excuse you, I don't know you or who the animals belong to around here except my own. If you paid attention to your house pets you would know where they are, so fuck off".

I swear, there are quite a few humans who should not be allowed to breathe, breed, own pets, chew bubble gum, drive..so much more. 

Yeah I'm good...got my coffee finally flowing through my system and the dummies are fast asleep in a drug induced world they live in or even if they don't do drugs their fantasy bubble is still sleeping..toodles.

Ah so you still want more huh? haaaaaaaaaaaaahaha it's okay i kinda like it too *wink*

Sooooo let's see...there's not really alot going on since I haven't been out much except for the occasional run to the store.

I watched a visitor leave the college kids party house a couple of days ago and this is what he did. His truck was parked facing towards the dead end of our street which means he was facing north (kinda). Anyways, he started up the truck and then started backing up to what I thought would be turning around in the driveway by my building, but nooooooo he kept backing up all the way to the stop sign up the street the other direction, never even bothered turning around. I just stood there calling him a dumb ass because seriously, in what universe does a normal person back a vehicle up all the way to a stop sign instead of turning around in a driveway. It's not like he hasn't done that before because he has many times, turn around in the driveway, sit there for a bit, then peel out like a crazy person leaving a smoke and the smell of burned rubber in the air. Idiots!

Yesterday the weird guy who lives in the house directly across from me decided it would be funny to keep turning his music up then down again and then point and laugh at me. Guess what I did? Nothing, I just went back inside my apartment because he's just not worth the energy of me pointing out the obvious. It's not my fault he has a drinking problem that sends him to the store at 6 or 7 am in the morning to buy his beer so he can hear his music at the volume of 1000..pfffft..and then he sits on his porch banging on it with a hammer. I watched him do that for a couple of hours until I'm guessing his wife told him to stop or he got bored and left/feel asleep/offed himself..who knows. See how horrible I am? When they do stupid shit like that I just want them to stop, even if dying is the answer. SMH
It also didn't help that I kept hearing what sounded like a bb gun or airsoft rifle being shot right outside my building and every time I went outside to look the noise would stop. The only people that were outside were from that house where he was or the other one next to him where the college kids hang out at. One of those two houses had someone shooting a gun of some type. It must have been eat some paint chips day because why would you stop that unless you know what you're doing is wrong? Idiots!

I swear that's gonna become my new anthem as I march through the streets. "Idiots everywhere stop them while you can!" We know you can't but it's a nice thought huh...hahaha

Last night a guy knocked on our door. Given the fact that he did apologize and call me ma'am earned him the privilege of breathing one more day. The reason he knocked? He's looking for some guy named John who's about this high (he showed me because somehow holding your hand at a certain level helps the person you're talking to understand their exact height), but he has no idea where he lives. That right there just pisses me off because in the 5 years we have lived in this particular building and recently switched apartments from the one next door to this one, we have always had people knocking to ask who lives where, who sells certain drugs, where the landlord or owner is, and the various other reasons a stranger knocks.
I wasn't rude to this guy but I did ask him if he had a clue when they moved in because I don't know people's names. Thankfully he knew the time frame because I sent him to a new tenant who moved in upstairs not really caring if it was them or not.

I told the hubby that I would love to see that invisible sign that reads "please knock on this door to ask any question you want about anything", so I can blow it the fuck up. Seriously, this is the second place we've lived in the past 10 years that strangers knock all day or night and ask who lives where like we're the keepers of the human race *eyeroll*
It has to be the universe that keeps sending them to our door because I keep saying one day I'm just going to attack and see what happens but I don't. I really don't like being tested that way but it seems more than ever pressure to not eat them, literally. I'm not putting out any mojo that would draw them to me except friendship but that's not meant for them to come and knock on my door asking about Tom, Dick, or Harry and where they live, what kind of drugs they sell, what do they drive, blood type, and so much more annoying crap..blahblahblah

Have I mentioned how much I love my coffee mmmmmmmmm yeah coffee, harsh black and ready to go..omg now I'm a pervert..it's okay I love it and so do you :p

I'm not right in the head you realize that? *runs off snickering

Ah good times, good times...lalalala...oh wait a minute I can't enjoy peace and quiet because the shitferbrains idiots who live on this street don't know how to be quiet.

Let's start with stomper upstairs..the bitch had her grandchildren with her for a week, that made it three people making noise on and off all night long, thumps, banging, scratching on the floor (my ceiling), never heard talking, and still only one set of feet moving about because apparently the children know how to walk normal *eyeroll*
It made for some rather awkward dish washing and shower time because every time the hubby or myself washed a dish or took a shower somebody up there turned on the hot water and we were screwed.
Right now as I type this she's upstairs stomping all around her apartment (it's barely 200 sq ft in size) at 10:36 pm, and she's turning the water off and on which seems to be a big thing with her, and banging on walls. Is she really that stupid she doesn't understand that old buildings have copper pipes which thump when hot water goes through them? I've seen her twice and she's not young either so I'm wondering what rock community evicted her dumb ass.

I know I'm far from perfect and sometimes bump the counter or a wall, bang a cabinet or door, have the tv up a little too loud because the volume shot up on me, and my conversations with the cats can be loud at times but give me a damn break, I know what an apartment dweller should be like and she ain't cutting it.
I heard her this morning telling the owner that she's okay with the apartment but the people downstairs are really loud. That set me off because the last crazy bitch that did that harrassed me everyday and did the same noise making and floor stomping this one does.

Can't file a complaint with the new owner because of my reputation that apparently followed the turn over of property has me listed as an angry bitter person who can't get along with neighbors. Pffffffffffffffffft if people would stop being stupid and learn that the world does not evolve around them and be aware of how they're effecting others, perhaps I might not need to tell them what I think.
I swear it seems sometimes all I do all day is complain about her stomping or banging around upstairs, the morons who party at the college drug house, the idiot across the street who has now resorted to hacking up trees in the yard with a machete. That made me cock an eyebrow but hey I guess he's that bored or he finally is sobering up through AA. Dunno but he's a pain in the ass standing around staring at me when I look out my window or sit on my porch, or playing his tejano shit way louder than it should be for a man his age. Ugggggggggggggggggh, the tension is just ridiculous.

And once again I watched stupid in it's finest form yesterday attempting to back a truck trailer full of bricks into the driveway across the street. Apparently the driver is the smartest of the box of rocks because I watched this idiot pull forward and back up four times to back up into the driveway he was supposed to be going to and each time he pulled out and redid it. I'm watching out the window and snickering at his stupidity and think now why doesn't this idiot just pull into the driveway here by my building, where the cars are parked, and back straight up into the driveway across the street? It's the most logical action but nooooooooooooooooo he's gonna keep pulling forward and back into that fence over and over until, oh look he finally got a clue and is now pulling into this driveway here by the cars...now to watch him back up into that other driveway. Come on stupid you can do it, I know you can. Keep going, yes another few more inches, wait you're going all the way into the yard? Interesting now that I see the back tires of the truck you're driving are off the ground because that trailer load is heavier that what you're supposed to be pulling. Shake my damn head and sigh as the hubby reminds me that people just don't think.

Is it just me or are people that ignorant? I don't think I'm smarter than the average bear but there are so many times I watch people and think how they just don't seem to get it, like there is something missing from between their ears. That makes me laugh because I feel like Cruella De ville when I get like that but come on already..stop being...wait for it....a stupid ass monkey who can't get a clue or use it even if someone gave it to you!!!!!!!

Yeah rant over for this time..but just wait my minions the stupid will show up again and evil will rise up to smash their pretty faces and laugh as they cry over the milk they spilled mmhm
Bwahahahaha..yes I'm really that nuts but you already knew it or you would be reading my blog :p

Yay here I am again with another hateful blast of the stupid. Hahaha

Yesterday I went for a routine doctor visit and while waiting in the lobby to be called for the triage stats the preliminary nurses do while waiting for the initial visit, I get approached by a man who has a horrible english accent claiming he's a representative for Bayer. I humour him because inside my head I'm thinking to myself why the fuck am I being bothered waiting to see a doctor about a questionnaire on pap smears? really? geezus on a fuckin cracker. I start filling it out because it's random, just to do it in case it's legit. not like the genitalia police are gonna come after me if i refuse to fill it out. anyways I'm reading these questions which started becoming repetitive after the first fifteen or so and I started feeling like I was taking one of those aptitude tests you take to get a job, when I come upon one that asks as an option if god is punishing women for giving them cervical cancer. I wrote WTF next to it because I'm thinking to myself what kind of person actually believes any god would give them cancer? On the third page I find this same question again worded differently but one of the answer choices is still about god punishing women by giving them cancer. That pissed me off so I stopped filling out the paperwork when the guy who had first approached me walked by. I told him the paperwork was religious by affiliation and that I was offended since I was told it was supposed to determine why women don't like this particular type of service from doctors and here I am finding questions about god punishing women by giving them cervical cancer and he laughed while explaining it's some kind of Latino culture thing. I'm not stupid and I've never met anyone that said there were gods or demons that give women cancer so I just nodded and said I had no idea and then bit my tongue because what I wanted to scream out was fuck you fundamentalist, maybe god is going to cause your penis to be full of cancer, but I reserved myself and decided to just throw the paper away.

Yeah you're probably laughing your ass off at this point and it's not really that funny, even though I've begun to notice my sarcastic humour to a point and end up laughing myself, but that situation had me livid. It didn't help that my youngest daughter was there with me and she was laughing at how I was responding verbally to the questions. smh

Today there was a silent knock on the door and I answered it being the nice white girl I am (not) hehehe. Anyways, I open the door and there is this woman standing there who doesn't even say hi to me. She starts looking down at a bible and began saying "I'm here to talk to you today about something that concerns all of us", I told her no thanks but good luck on your journey and she literally looked up at me and asked me "what?" like she was dumbfounded. I told her goodbye and shut the door on her while she stood there asking me why. I'm not about to explain to a person who is part of a group that always knocks on my door about god/bibles/jesus/whatever else they're promoting, that I'm not interested because I don't believe in it. 
Usually if I'm not in a hateful mood I will tell them politely no thanks and wish them well, but sometimes I scream at them that they are following the misguided teachings of the deceiver and they are the ones fated for hell, not what they walk around telling others and then laugh at them while the walk away and start staring.
Today is just not the day I feel like dealing with it, and if I have to shut the door in some one's face while they're still flapping away at the lips so be it. 
Go pedal your religion elsewhere I'm not interested in buying shit today.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand then
yeah I'm gonna fill up my coffee cup again because today the world is gonna piss me off slowly one hour at a time I can feel it. blah

Okay end of rant and yes folks I'm schitz, so please make your donations in the form of skittles and m&m's all mailed to fukitall *wink*

Happy new years! 2014 already....

New tenants moved into the unit upstairs already. The owner finally got the kid to move out last week, and already a lady has moved in. She's been there for 2 days now and she's a stomper and a water nazi. If you don't know what a water nazi is let me explain it real quick, these people run all over their apartment turning on faucets when you're taking a shower or washing dishes because somehow you are using up all the hot water.
What this woman doesn't know is I've already dealt with a water nazi from the unit next door and I can cure that bullshit real quick, just hope she enjoys days of endless cold showers *wicked evil grin*
That stomping shit will not stop because she walks heavy but if the noise gets unbearable I'll resort to banging on the door frames and walls because I am not above returning the favor. Have I mentioned how much I loathe living in apartments? I know the normal noise levels that are acceptable but marching through your apartment over my head like a fucking elephant parade is not, slamming your doors and moving your furniture around every two hours all day and/or night, is also not acceptable..and oh wait, how come I'm a hateful bitch who gives you laser beams of death when I look at you? Why it's because you drive me insane with your lack of "someone else lives in the same building" *eyeroll*

Sooo let's talk about that stupid man at the store. Yeah the one who watched me walk into the store with my husband. Watched me stop and use my inhaler because the walk left me breathless. Watched me stand there for about five more minutes. Let's talk about how he approached ME, not my husband, he approached ME! "excuse me ma'am, you wouldn't happen to have a cigarette?"
I took one breath in before I blew up on him. "what the fuck? did you not just see me use an inhaler? and who the fuck are you to ask ME for a fucking cigarette? inside the damn store? go the fuck away before I hurt you!"
He had the nerve to call me Bitch lmfao. Hang on while I cry a fake tear real quick upon reminiscing..nah that won't happen.
I'm not anti smoking, it's just that I've noticed since I stopped smoking there are way too many people who ask me for a cigarette usually when I'm using my inhaler or having a breathless moment, or even coughing spell. I'll tell you what I think personally..the universe wants those people to die a slow painful torture death at my hands for asking me for that haaaaaaaaaaaahaha...yeah I'm twisted but I love me *wink*
Not too long ago I had a man that lives in another part of our apartment community walk up to me and ask for a cigarette "for his old lady". That earned him a grunt from me and the question "are you that stupid that you can't ask for it upright for yourself and use your wife as the reason?"
He stood there and asked me again which I informed him I don't smoke anymore and don't have cigarettes on me, but that wasn't good enough for him, he continued to stand there asking me again over and over.
Now I'm not very good at reading people to determine if they are genuinely stupid or high on something but he seemed alert, which means nothing around this part of town. It took me roughly ten minutes to make him understand nobody from my apartment was going to give him tobacco in any form, not even up his ass *smirk*

When I did smoke I still hated the beggars because they mooch on everybody instead of using their own cash to buy the cigarettes and want everyone else to fund their habit and told quite a few I wasn't their damn tobacco supplier.
I had a crackhead threaten to "kick my ass" at a job site I worked at because I refused to give her a cigarette and when she kept harassing me while I was on the clock I had to tell her to go the fuck away which made her toss out that threat. Guess what I did? I called out for her for twenty minutes that night when I got off, telling her to come get some because I was off duty now and then laughed because she didn't show up to beat me up.

I just can't stand it, by now reading this blog one can only assume I hate people, but that's far from the truth. What I hate is the stupidity that runs amok in society and rarely gets called out because that makes you an asshole..ok so I'm an asshole, what else you got? Come on now make it a good insult, I do enjoy a good laugh..come on make me laugh..doooooooo it!
Oh wait, you can't because you fail at wit, your skills for fighting fairly with words are debunk, here's a quarter, go beg for another one and call someone who gives a f*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

are you my frieeeennddd? Smoochies until laters