Saturday, May 10, 2014

Here we are going into Mother's Day and the idiot abundance still makes me shake my head.

All day yesterday I had the dispriviledge of hearing a unit in the back argue all freaking day, along with the accusations that somehow once again I'm responsible for them being evicted.
I have found that I'm getting better at getting people evicted around this property though, earlier this week I had a couple living in a trailer on our property evicted for non payment of rent since February....go me! *wink*

The troll still insisting upon living above me has now decided that I have become her enemy #1 and now she's being "tossed out on her ass" by the owner by the 17th of May...boo hooooooooooooooo I'm so sad for her...NOT! She's made sure every day since the day I blew up on her for telling the postal carrier that I was stealing her mail, to stomp very loudly around her apartment starting at 4 am until she leaves at 8 am..most of the time I'm already awake but her attempts just irk me.
Day before yesterday I had a fist slamming session in the bathroom and my main room wall because while I was taking a shower she decided to take one herself and redirected all the hot water and flow to her unit. How dare I use "her" water! I mean after all she doesn't pay rent around here therefore she owns it all!!!! Simply put, I will be dancing when she moves and singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead when she announces her final actions while getting into her car. I know she will because the other batshit crazy person who lived here almost 2 years ago did the same thing all the way up until the last few minutes of getting into the truck she drove off in, and most of the batshit crazy folks tend to love getting that last 5 seconds of fame in *eyeroll*

I lost the college kids across the street last week too. They moved out and had so much crap inside that house it took 5 trucks to get it all, plus 2 more days of coming back to pick up smaller stuff and clean up. We found out it wasn't even college kids but a group of grown ass men who had rented a house for their clubhouse. Kinda feel sorry for whoever moves in next though, there's a lot of places that they actually peed and pooped in the yard. I know that because they did it in broad daylight so it's hard to miss someone pulling their pants down right across the street from where you're sitting drinking your coffee lol

The guy in the back who keeps trolling around asking for cigarettes and rolling papers has now decided he "don't like me cuz i call him nigger", keeps walking by where I sit and mumbles but then gets butt hurt when I look at him like wtf man use WORDS not HMFGHHMMHPH! What the hell does that even mean other than My name is We Tod Did...you know the rest doncha?
My name is We Tod Did and I am Sofa King...der de der

A friend recently told me that he had been talking to his psych about his rage and not being able to stand being around people in general because it made him want to do things and he was told it was part of his depression. My response was hell all this time I thought it was because you don't like being around stupid people. *wink* Having said that I know it's rage, and makes me wonder how it can be only depressed people who get that way when I've talked to a few people in the past years who also get irked and enraged at the stupid shit people do and say, and they're not depressed at all just fed up with STOOPID!

And then to top off my recent list of YAM (you're a moron) Awards, this goes to a certain female who just won't leave it alone about me refusing to talk to her. It's been a freaking year and she's still going on about me..obsession much? Every time she starts talking to someone new (gods help them when they figure out what she's truly like) she dredges up the whole "I don't know why Donna doesn't talk to me" routine again and then I have them asking me what's up with that..beyond freaking annoying and definitely fits the bill of HEY STOOPID IF I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN A FUCKING YEAR CHANCES ARE I WON'T BE IN THE NEXT ONE!!!!!

Yes I'm a bitch I'm aware, I've been fine tuning it since I hit my 30's *wink* 


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