Friday, July 29, 2016

what is wrong with you people

so yeah i got new glasses in the past week. it's been an adventure trying to look through them without freaking out over vision changes because these are no line bifocals. that's right folks i'm now wearing "old people glasses" haha. anywho i can read much better now thanks to the change but it still doesn't effect how i view stupid.

just yesterday i had another caveman grunt their order at me over chicken. i did what any normal non cavemen would do, i poked at all the chicken pieces where he was pointing until he grunted really loud. now mind you when he first started grunting i told him i don't understand, and then finally said okay if that's how you're gonna be, with him staring at me like he has no thinking process.
when i got the piece he wanted i said very slowly three times over and over again, so you got a "chicken breast, chiiiiiiiiiicken breast, chicken breasssssst" then snorted while i rang up his order ticket.
i doubt he learned anything due to his idiot nature.

lady wanted me to write happy birthday on a cake, so i did.
while i was doing so a customer walked up to the lunch meat section and i told her i would be there in a few seconds.
i finished up the cake, went over to the lunch meat counter, start cutting the order, and two children walk up and start asking me over and over "excuse me" ,to which each time i told them i will be with you when i get through with this lady.
it didn't matter, they kept on asking over and over "excuse me" until i blew up and said look, you two are going to have to wait until i'm done with this lady right here before i help you okay.
their mother just stared me down and i'm thinking to myself, hello dummy, teach your children some manners. that people have to wait sometimes before they get what they need taken care of.
so i finally finished with the lunch meat and went over to the other side of the counter towards the cookies, because i knew that's what they wanted, and their mother tells me "you know you could have just taken care of that already then went back to that lady" , and i said no ma'am they have to learn to wait just like everyone else does, if i'm waiting on a customer i don't care who's waiting next, you have to wait.
she was furious, and i just stood there with a fuck you smile on my face until she made that "ugh" noise and stormed off.
i meant it too, i don't care where you are, who you are, when there's a waiting line, you wait your turn, end of discussion.
rude people i swear, don't we have an island to put them on and just watch a storm wash it out over and over again. smh

customers who know they're taking an unusual amount of time with their purchase order want to laugh it off and say "i know you're getting sick of waiting on me" , to which i reply no it's actually my job to wait on a customer, and they go "oh...hahahaha". how the fuck was that funny? stooopid!

my stories will get richer soon because i'm about to switch from the deli to front end store cashier. oh boy, the stupid really loves to hang about there asking all kind of questions, and yes folks there is such a thing as a stupid question.
yep i'mma be SMRT up there indeed i will *cackles*

take care and don't let the stupid get you down, they can't help it sometimes which gives us amusement for a day or maybe two.

ciao!

No comments:

Post a Comment